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Witty Words From Wise Women Review

Witty Words From Wise Women
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Witty Words from wise Women, by B.J. Gallagher, is a treasure that women will want to buy for all their girlfriends-and themselves.
The book's 13 sections target topics such as:
o men ("The cock may crow, but it's the hen that lays the eggs." Margaret Thatcher)
o love and marriage ("Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage-they've experienced pain and bought jewelry." Rita Rudner)
o struggle and disappointment ("The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70." Helen Hayes, spoken when she was 82)
o success ("They say getting thin is the best revenge. Success is much better." Oprah Winfrey)
o empowerment "(I'm tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay." Madonna)
But some of the brightest diamonds in this slim book are the insightful, perceptive and witty words introducing each of the sections. Those are the words of its author--B.J. Gallagher.

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Where do women find inspiration?Often in the words of those who've been there.From creativity to careers, relationships to success, Witty Words from Wise Women provides a collection of quotes, one-liners, and colorful anecdotes that showcase the best and brightest female minds.Witty words isn't just about inspiration, however.This book has attitude with a capital "A."The gutsy, no-holds-barred tone creates a keepsake that's certain to make readers laugh, cry, and identify.

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Women Know Everything: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Brilliant Remarks Review

Women Know Everything: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Brilliant Remarks
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Quotes are arranged by topic. Great source of quotes for workshops and speeches. Women DO know everything. You'll find a quote for every purpose in here. Some historical, many very current.
Makes a good gift for any woman -- and probably some men.

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With more than 3,000 quotations on fashion, family, science, art, history, love, laughter, and more, this massive compilation proves once and for all that women know everything! It's full of wit, wisdom, and inspiration from a host of legendary women everyone from Abigail Adams and Eleanor Roosevelt to Oprah Winfrey, Donna Karan, Tina Fey, Margaret Cho, Debbie Stoller, and others. Here's what they say about: Fashion: "I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn t itch." Gilda Radner Being Single: "I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me." Elayne Boosler Men and Women: "Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backward and in high heels." Faith Whittlesey Arriving just in time for Mother's Day and graduation ceremonies, Women Know Everything! is a superb gift for thoughtful women of all ages.--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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1001 Smartest Things Ever Said Review

1001 Smartest Things Ever Said
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This book contains some of the funniest things I've ever read. It's so good to read because it makes me laugh at some of the things people say. If you want to be entertained and made laugh this book is perfect. It's a real treasure of funny sayings. I laughed so much I could not see the words.

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I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like: A Comprehensive Compilation of History's Greatest Analogies, Metaphors, and Similes Review

I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like: A Comprehensive Compilation of History's Greatest Analogies, Metaphors, and Similes
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I never met a Mardy Grothe book I didn't like. And "I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like" is certainly no exception. In his Introduction, the author describes himself as "a serious quotation collector," and in this newest of his four books, containing nearly 2,000 analogies, metaphors and similes, he provides indisputable evidence of that fact. He has indeed delivered what he promises in the book's subtitle: "A Comprehensive Compilation of History's Greatest Analogies, Metaphors, and Similes."
However, "I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like" is far more than simply a collection of quotations. In his own highly readable, entertaining and informative style, the author tells often fascinating stories behind many of the entries.
I can't imagine any word lover not wanting this delightful volume in his or her library. But be advised! This is not a book to be devoured in one, two or even in a dozen readings. In what he calls his attempt "to compile some of history's greatest word paintings," Mardy Grothe has succeeded beautifully. To fully admire and appreciate these "paintings" will take time, but it will indeed be time very well spent.

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Advice to Writers: A Compendium of Quotes, Anecdotes, and Writerly Wisdom from a Dazzling Array of Literary Lights Review

Advice to Writers: A Compendium of Quotes, Anecdotes, and Writerly Wisdom from a Dazzling Array of Literary Lights
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Advice to Writers is Jon Winokur's finest book -- and that's saying something. Its already pulled me out of writer's block several times. I mean, its not exactly a self-help book, but the damn thing WORKS.
As a writer who suffers from chronic indolence, I'm keeping this book on my bedside table (since I'm indolent I work in bed) -- it makes me WANT to write.
Practical usage aside, its big fun, too. No one else has Winokur's delicious eye for quotes and their juxtapositions. This lovely book is caviar; all other "advice to writer" books are neurasthenic by comparison.
Bravo, Mr. Winokur, and thank you! When's the next one?

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Oxymoronica: Paradoxical Wit & Wisdom From History's Greatest Wordsmiths Review

Oxymoronica: Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom From History's Greatest Wordsmiths
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One of my best friends had an aunt (let's call her Ginny) who, like Yogi Berra, could bring a lively conversation to a screeching halt with one brief comment. Aunt Ginny really was unaware of this (shall we say) unique talent. She was not trying to be funny, clever, etc. On the contrary, she offered what she considered to be a serious comment and everyone knew what her intended meaning was. For example:
"Quicker than you can count Jack Robinson."
"Deader than a door knob."
"She was born on a silver platter."
My personal favorite:
"He's on a treadmill to Bolivia."
I am curious to know what Aunt Ginny would make of Grothe's book. (She died many years ago.) She would no doubt agree with many observations but perhaps not see the humor in any of them. Grothe has selected what he calls "oxymoronical" material from his vast collection of quotations. With regard to the term, his definition: "Oxymoronica, n.; A compilation of self-contradictory terms, phrases, or quotations; examples of oxymoronica appear illogical or nonsensical at first, but upon reflection, make a good deal of sense and are often profoundly true." As other reviewers have correctly noted, many of the quotations which Grothe has assembled are hilarious, others insightful, still others cynical. All of them qualify as "oxymoronica."
Among those forgotten or of which I was previously unaware, my personal favorites include:
"Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything."
John Kenneth Galbraith
"Hatreds are the cinders of affection."
Sir Walter Raleigh
"I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?"
Benjamin Disraeli
"What you get free costs too much."
Jean Anouilh
"Good fiction is that which is real."
Ralph Ellison
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness."
Samuel Beckett (in Endgame)
Selections are organized within fourteen chapters, each of which has a generic subject such as "Sex, Love & Romance," "Ancient Oxymoronica," and "The Literary Life." I presume to suggest that Grothe's anthology be skimmed occasionally rather than read cover-to-cover. In the Foreword, Richard Lederer offers these comments which serve as an appropriate conclusion to my review: "Paradox is a particularly powerful device to ensnare truth because it concisely illuminates the contradictions that are at the very heart of our lives. It engages our hearts and minds because, beyond its figurative employment, paradox has always been at the center of of the human experience." Or, to paraphrase Yogi Berra, if people don't want to appreciate oxymoronica, nobody's going to stop them.
Those who share my high regard for this book are urged to check out The Portable Curmudgeon and The Return of the Portable Curmudgeon, both edited by Jon Winokur; also John M. Shanahan's The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time (In Two Lines or Less) and Condensed Knowledge: A Deliciously Irreverent Guide to Feeling Smart Again, edited by Will Pearson.


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